Friday, March 4, 2005 - 8:30 a.m.
For those of you who saw 'The Apprentice' last night... I too am sorry that I am SO DAMN beautiful! Please don't hate me because I am so much prettier than you! If it will help, I will scar my face so I am not so beautiful that it makes you hate me. I'm so so pretty, so beautiful, and so sorry.
*groan* I really did like Audrey, but that part was just too bizzare!
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**Beware, gross "mom" update ahead**
So...I've been on major poop duty lately. I've become a poop nazi. Not by choice, however. I swear...I love my child, and I will love any others that come along...oh, forget that. I don't need to put in a disclaimer about how much I love my kid(s), or love being a mom, I should think that's pretty obvious. Anyways...I really can't wait until my Days of Poop are over. Lifting up another human being to smell thier ass to see if they pooped just gets so tiring, lol. I know I have many, many, many years left of that, but still.
Andy's bowel habits seem to have changed, so it's something we have to keep after and keep track of, to avoid any clogging-up mishaps. One morning this week I had to call Jim to ask him if Andy had pooped the night before, because I hadn't been around. Another morning I had to call my mom to ask her if Andy pooped the night before, because she had babysat him for us. Ahh, nothing says good morning like doing a poop check.
Ahh...lo the days where I wasn't obsessed with another person's poop schedule.
